Bill Bensing Speaking Topics

• Dear Security, Compliance, and Audit. We’re Sorry, Love DevOps

  Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're about to have a blast while tackling the G-word: Governance.

  Yes, you heard me right, the bitter pill we've all had to swallow just got a sprinkle of sugar, a pinch of laughter, and a dash of wit. Get ready to bid adieu to those dreaded DevSecAuditComplianceOps tongue twisters and say hello to our new best friend: Modern Governance.

  Software is like a romantic dinner. It requires attention, care, and yes, a little bit of governance. But why does it stink worse than your old gym socks? Because we've been doing it all wrong! Fear not, I have a secret recipe that will transform the stink into an aromatic aura. It will allow you to sprint from commit to production with no human hands, making you feel like a superhero flying high above mundane earthly worries. The cherry on top? Meeting those pesky visibility, security, compliance, and audit requirements every time without fail.

  Remember when DevOps played Cupid and resolved the epic love-hate saga between Developers and Operators? Yeah, they left out some key characters from our story, the unsung heroes • Security, Compliance, and Audit.

  So, join us as we don our superhero capes and deep-dive into Modern Governance, the Batman to our governance Gotham City. It’s just like applying Site Reliability Engineering (SRE) principles & practices to governance. But instead of dealing with boring, mundane, and toil-ridden governance processes, we're putting the 'fun' back in 'functional'.

  From standard line-of-business software to edge, IoT, and every software artifact in between, let's revamp the governance narrative. Trust me, you won't want to miss this roller coaster ride through the thrilling world of Modern Governance. Bring your popcorn, we're in for an entertaining session!

• Policy As Code 2.0: The Right Way to Rock It

  Hey there, policy enthusiasts! Are you tired of feeling like your policy as code approach is as confusing as a Rubik's Cube in a tornado? Well, fear not, because this session is here to rescue you from the clutches of policy-engine-induced headaches!

  Picture this: you're trying to tie what you do in your policy engine to the business's policies, but it feels like trying to teach a goldfish ballet. It's painful, my friends. Painful because this lack of a clear connection between your actions and the company's 'why-you-should-do-it' leads to more unnecessary conversations than an overly talkative parrot at a dinner party. It's like a never-ending game of charades where nobody knows the answer!

  But fret not, my fellow warriors of governance! We're about to drop some knowledge bombs that will blow your socks off (figuratively speaking, of course). Say goodbye to the ambiguity that's been haunting your policy as code adventures and say hello to a world of governance theater-free existence!

  In this mind-blowing talk, we're going to show you how to fix your policy as code woes once and for all. How, you ask? By designing your policy as code implementations to reflect the magical ways of the Governance, Risk, and Compliance (GRC) domain. Yes, folks, it's time to align your stars and let your policies dance harmoniously with your company's grand vision.

  If you're a technologist, prepare for an architectural revelation that will leave you feeling like the Michelangelo of governance systems. You'll walk away with a newfound understanding of how to build systems that scream 'GRC-approved' from every line of code. It's time to make your tech dreams come true!

  And GRC professionals, oh boy, do we have a treat for you! We'll equip you with the superpowers to communicate with those techno-wizards in a language they understand. No more feeling like you're trying to speak Dothraki to a group of Klingons. You'll become the master of driving governance automation like a boss!

  Now, get ready for the juiciest part. We're going to cover not one, not two, but three critical aspects of doing policy as code the right way! We'll spill the beans on how to use the word 'policy' like a pro, unravel the mysterious business architecture of Policy and Governance, and guide you on building a clear path from policy to technology. It's like getting the keys to the kingdom, but without any of the drama or dragons.

  But wait, there's more! We won't just leave you hanging, itching to get started. Oh no, my friends. We'll provide you with an immediate action plan so you can dive headfirst into the policy as code revolution today! No time to waste, let's make it happen!

  So, mark your calendars, set your alarms, and get ready for a session that will leave you saying, 'I must attend this session!' Prepare to laugh, learn, and unlock the secret to policy as code success. Trust me, you won't want to miss it! See you there!

Mastering the Art of Corporate Seduction: The Mafia Offer Revealed

Hold on to your seats, folks, because we're about to uncover the secrets of corporate magic! Picture this: companies swimming in a sea of undesirable effects, especially those stuck in the clutches of regulations. But fear not, my friends, because we're about to unleash the ultimate solution—a Mafia Offer that will make you an offer you simply can't refuse!

Now, before you start picturing a tough-talking mobster in a pinstripe suit, let me clarify. A Mafia Offer, as coined by the brilliant mind of Goldratt in his book 'It's Not Luck,' is not about enforcing compliance with a baseball bat. Oh no, it's way cooler than that! A Mafia Offer is a game-changing proposition that tackles your customer's deepest woes and solves market problems like a superhero with a pocketful of solutions.

But here's the catch: most corporate technologists and technology leaders have never been taught the art of going to market for technology. It's like trying to teach a fish to play the saxophone—it just doesn't happen! That's where the power of Mafia Offers comes into play. They're like the secret sauce that catapults your internal efforts into the stratosphere of success and leaves competitors scratching their heads in awe.

In this electrifying talk, we're going to unravel the mysteries behind Mafia Offers and show you how to create your very own irresistible offer. It's like becoming a master of corporate seduction, but instead of roses and candlelit dinners, you're wielding a powerful value proposition that no one can resist. Prepare for a crash course in Mafia Offer 101!

But we won't stop there, oh no! We'll dive deep into the world of Mafia Offers for the Internal Development Platform. It's like building an internal empire with an offer so tempting, it'll make your colleagues flock to your door like bees to honey. Trust me, it's the stuff legends are made of!

And let's not forget about Governance Engineering. We'll explore how to unleash the power of the Mafia Offer to revolutionize governance practices and solve the most perplexing problems with finesse. It's like putting a magician's hat on your governance efforts and pulling out a rabbit that transforms your entire organization.

So, mark your calendars, polish your negotiating skills, and get ready for a session that will make you exclaim, 'I must attend this session!' Prepare to laugh, learn, and discover the art of the Mafia Offer—a game-changer that will turn your corporate world upside down. See you there, my savvy offer-makers and problem-solvers!