Top-Rated Speakers Bureau and Entertainment Booking Agency for Corporate Meetings and Business Events. Book an AAE Speaker Today.
Top-Rated Speakers Bureau and Entertainment Booking Agency for Corporate Meetings and Business Events. Book an AAE Speaker Today.
Click to Open Search Bar

Justin Halpern

Comedy Writer / Author of Sh*t My Dad Says.

REQUEST BOOKING INFORMATION

Justin Halpern Biography

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, then-28-year-old comedy writer Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old father. Looking for direction and a little TLC, Justin quickly realized that his father, never one to mince words, was going to offer guidance in the only way that he knew how – with no-holds-barred, expletive-ridden words of wisdom. And so, Justin started writing his father's advice down:

"The worst thing you can be is a liar... Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2."

"Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it."

These quotes became @shitmydadsays, a Twitter sensation that boasts 1.4 million followers and has spawned a best-selling book and sitcom starring William Shatner.

Sh*t My Dad Says (HarperCollins), the New York Times Bestseller, is a memoir of an often-hilarious and always-loving relationship between father and son. Full of universal truths that other parents may have sugar-coated, this collection of essays, coupled with Halpern's dad's aphorisms, follows the pair from Little League through post-college poverty – offering advice we can all benefit from and a story that is as heartwarming as it is entertaining.

$#*! My Dad Says (CBS), the television series, stars William Shatner as "Ed," a retired military doctor whose cranky one-liners have left him with three ex-wives, a strained relationship with his two sons, and a lot of time alone in his garden. Ed's younger son "Henry" finds himself out of work and unable to pay his rent, so he takes up his dad's offer to move home, agreeing to follow house rules. But "Ed" has a secret plan – a second chance to be the father he never was – if it doesn't kill them both first. The series, also starring Nicole Sullivan and Will Sasso, is being produced by Warner Bros.; Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker co-exec produce the show along with Max Mutchnick and David Kohan who serve as exec-producers.

Halpern, now 29, has appeared on Last Call with Carson Daly, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, and Chelsea Lately. He's been interviewed by several international publications including The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and The Times of London. He is currently co-writing and co-executive producing $#*! My Dad Says for Warner Bros and CBS.

Speaking Topics
  • Sh*t My Dad Says: An Evening with Justin Halpern

Videos
Books
More Shit My Dad Says

More Shit My Dad Says

I Suck at Girls

I Suck at Girls

Mom Says I'm Handsome

Mom Says I'm Handsome

Sh*t My Dad Says

Sh*t My Dad Says

News
  • The Shit My Dad Says Guy Gets Another Sitcom, But Where Are All ...

    Justin Halpern is a lucky guy. His "Shit My Dad Says" Twitter scored him a sitcom deal about three months after he began the account. ... But don't cry for Halpern; he's already written a book called I Suck at Girls (ugh) that was optioned three ... It's a problem that the majority of TV showrunners and writers are white men.

FAQs
  • How do I book Justin Halpern to speak at my event?

    Our experienced booking agents have successfully helped clients around the world secure speakers like Justin Halpern for speaking engagements, personal appearances, product endorsements, or corporate entertainment since 2002. Click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page to check availability for Justin Halpern, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536 to discuss your upcoming event. One of our experienced agents will be happy to help you get speaking fee information and check availability for Justin Halpern or any other speaker of your choice.
  • What are the speaker fees for Justin Halpern

    Speaking fees for Justin Halpern, or any other speakers and celebrities, are determined based on a number of factors and may change without notice. The estimated fees to book Justin Halpern are available upon request for live events and available upon request for virtual events. For the most current speaking fee to hire Justin Halpern, click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536 to speak directly with an experienced booking agent.
  • What topics does Justin Halpern speak about?

    Justin Halpern is a keynote speaker and industry expert whose speaking topics include Authors, Comedians, Entertainers, Entertainment, Literary.
  • Where does Justin Halpern travel from?

    Justin Halpern generally travels from Please Contact, but can be booked for private corporate events, personal appearances, keynote speeches, or other performances across the country.
  • Who is Justin Halpern’s agent?

    AAE Speakers Bureau has successfully booked keynote speakers like Justin Halpern for clients worldwide since 2002. As a full-service speaker booking agency, we have access to virtually any speaker or celebrity in the world. Our agents are happy and able to submit an offer to the speaker or celebrity of your choice, letting you benefit from our reputation and long-standing relationships in the industry. Please click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page including the details of your event, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536, and one of our agents will assist you to book Justin Halpern for your next private or corporate function.
  • What is a full-service speaker booking agency?

    AAE Speakers Bureau is a full-service speaker booking agency, meaning we can completely manage the speaker’s or celebrity’s engagement with your organization from the time of booking your speaker through the event’s completion. We provide all of the services you need to host Justin Halpern or any other speaker of your choice, including offer negotiation, contractual assistance, accounting and billing, and event speaker travel and logistics services. When you book a speaker with us, we manage the process of hosting a speaker for you as an extension of your team. Our goal is to give our clients peace of mind and a best-in-class service experience when booking a speaker with us.
  • Why is AAE Speakers Bureau different from other booking agencies?

    If you’re looking for the best, unbiased speaker recommendations, paired with a top-notch customer service experience, you’re in the right place. At AAE Speakers Bureau, we exclusively represent the interests of our clients - professional organizations, companies, universities, and associations. We intentionally do not represent the speakers we feature or book. That is so we can present our clients with the broadest and best performing set of speaker options in the market today, and we can make these recommendations without any obligation to promote a specific speaker over another. This is why when our agents suggest a speaker for your event, you can be assured that they are of the highest quality with a history of proven success with our other clients.
Check Availability

Tell us about your event!

During normal business hours, we respond to most inquiries within 4 hours.

Users also viewed these speakers:

This website is a resource for event professionals and strives to provide the most comprehensive catalog of thought leaders and industry experts to consider for speaking engagements. A listing or profile on this website does not imply an agency affiliation or endorsement by the talent.

All American Entertainment (AAE) exclusively represents the interests of talent buyers, and does not claim to be the agency or management for any speaker or artist on this site. AAE is a talent booking agency for paid events only. We do not handle requests for donation of time or media requests for interviews, and cannot provide celebrity contact information.

If you are the talent and wish to request a profile update or removal from our online directory, please submit a profile request form.

Comedy Writer / Author of Sh*t My Dad Says.

Travels From:
Speaking Fee:

Justin Halpern Biography

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, then-28-year-old comedy writer Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old father. Looking for direction and a little TLC, Justin quickly realized that his father, never one to mince words, was going to offer guidance in the only way that he knew how – with no-holds-barred, expletive-ridden words of wisdom. And so, Justin started writing his father's advice down:

"The worst thing you can be is a liar... Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2."

"Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it."

These quotes became @shitmydadsays, a Twitter sensation that boasts 1.4 million followers and has spawned a best-selling book and sitcom starring William Shatner.

Sh*t My Dad Says (HarperCollins), the New York Times Bestseller, is a memoir of an often-hilarious and always-loving relationship between father and son. Full of universal truths that other parents may have sugar-coated, this collection of essays, coupled with Halpern's dad's aphorisms, follows the pair from Little League through post-college poverty – offering advice we can all benefit from and a story that is as heartwarming as it is entertaining.

$#*! My Dad Says (CBS), the television series, stars William Shatner as "Ed," a retired military doctor whose cranky one-liners have left him with three ex-wives, a strained relationship with his two sons, and a lot of time alone in his garden. Ed's younger son "Henry" finds himself out of work and unable to pay his rent, so he takes up his dad's offer to move home, agreeing to follow house rules. But "Ed" has a secret plan – a second chance to be the father he never was – if it doesn't kill them both first. The series, also starring Nicole Sullivan and Will Sasso, is being produced by Warner Bros.; Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker co-exec produce the show along with Max Mutchnick and David Kohan who serve as exec-producers.

Halpern, now 29, has appeared on Last Call with Carson Daly, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, and Chelsea Lately. He's been interviewed by several international publications including The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and The Times of London. He is currently co-writing and co-executive producing $#*! My Dad Says for Warner Bros and CBS.

Justin Halpern Speaking Topics

  • Sh*t My Dad Says: An Evening with Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Videos

  • Justin Halpern author of SHIT MY DAD SAYS talking about his new ...

Justin Halpern Books

FAQs on booking Justin Halpern

  • How do I book Justin Halpern to speak at my event?

    Our experienced booking agents have successfully helped clients around the world secure speakers like Justin Halpern for speaking engagements, personal appearances, product endorsements, or corporate entertainment since 2002. Click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page to check availability for Justin Halpern, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536 to discuss your upcoming event. One of our experienced agents will be happy to help you get speaking fee information and check availability for Justin Halpern or any other speaker of your choice.
  • What are the speaker fees for Justin Halpern

    Speaking fees for Justin Halpern, or any other speakers and celebrities, are determined based on a number of factors and may change without notice. The estimated fees to book Justin Halpern are available upon request for live events and available upon request for virtual events. For the most current speaking fee to hire Justin Halpern, click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536 to speak directly with an experienced booking agent.
  • What topics does Justin Halpern speak about?

    Justin Halpern is a keynote speaker and industry expert whose speaking topics include Authors, Comedians, Entertainers, Entertainment, Literary.
  • Where does Justin Halpern travel from?

    Justin Halpern generally travels from Please Contact, but can be booked for private corporate events, personal appearances, keynote speeches, or other performances across the country.
  • Who is Justin Halpern’s agent?

    AAE Speakers Bureau has successfully booked keynote speakers like Justin Halpern for clients worldwide since 2002. As a full-service speaker booking agency, we have access to virtually any speaker or celebrity in the world. Our agents are happy and able to submit an offer to the speaker or celebrity of your choice, letting you benefit from our reputation and long-standing relationships in the industry. Please click the Check Availability button above and complete the form on this page including the details of your event, or call our office at 1.800.698.2536, and one of our agents will assist you to book Justin Halpern for your next private or corporate function.
  • What is a full-service speaker booking agency?

    AAE Speakers Bureau is a full-service speaker booking agency, meaning we can completely manage the speaker’s or celebrity’s engagement with your organization from the time of booking your speaker through the event’s completion. We provide all of the services you need to host Justin Halpern or any other speaker of your choice, including offer negotiation, contractual assistance, accounting and billing, and event speaker travel and logistics services. When you book a speaker with us, we manage the process of hosting a speaker for you as an extension of your team. Our goal is to give our clients peace of mind and a best-in-class service experience when booking a speaker with us.
  • Why is AAE Speakers Bureau different from other booking agencies?

    If you’re looking for the best, unbiased speaker recommendations, paired with a top-notch customer service experience, you’re in the right place. At AAE Speakers Bureau, we exclusively represent the interests of our clients - professional organizations, companies, universities, and associations. We intentionally do not represent the speakers we feature or book. That is so we can present our clients with the broadest and best performing set of speaker options in the market today, and we can make these recommendations without any obligation to promote a specific speaker over another. This is why when our agents suggest a speaker for your event, you can be assured that they are of the highest quality with a history of proven success with our other clients.

Justin Halpern is a keynote speaker and industry expert who speaks on a wide range of topics such as Sh*t My Dad Says: An Evening with Justin Halpern. The estimated speaking fee range to book Justin Halpern for your event is available upon request. Justin Halpern generally travels from and can be booked for (private) corporate events, personal appearances, keynote speeches, or other performances. Similar motivational celebrity speakers are Will Sasso, Jay Leno, Joy Behar, Dave Barry and Tim Bagley. Contact All American Speakers for ratings, reviews, videos and information on scheduling Justin Halpern for an upcoming live or virtual event.

Justin Halpern Speaking Topics

  • Sh*t My Dad Says: An Evening with Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Speaker Videos

  • Justin Halpern author of SHIT MY DAD SAYS talking about his new ...

Justin Halpern News

  • The Shit My Dad Says Guy Gets Another Sitcom, But Where Are All ...

    Justin Halpern is a lucky guy. His "Shit My Dad Says" Twitter scored him a sitcom deal about three months after he began the account. ... But don't cry for Halpern; he's already written a book called I Suck at Girls (ugh) that was optioned three ... It's a problem that the majority of TV showrunners and writers are white men.

Tell us about your event!

During normal business hours, we respond to most inquiries within 4 hours.

  • Customized Service

    Our agents find the right fit for your event

  • Unparalleled Database

    Full access to all speakers & celebrities

  • One Stop Shopping

    A reliable and unbiased point of contact

  • Logistics Management

    Your personal Logistics Manager who takes care of all event details

Speakers Similar to Justin Halpern

This website is a resource for event professionals and strives to provide the most comprehensive catalog of thought leaders and industry experts to consider for speaking engagements. A listing or profile on this website does not imply an agency affiliation or endorsement by the talent.

All American Entertainment (AAE) exclusively represents the interests of talent buyers, and does not claim to be the agency or management for any speaker or artist on this site. AAE is a talent booking agency for paid events only. We do not handle requests for donation of time or media requests for interviews, and cannot provide celebrity contact information.

If you are the talent and wish to request a profile update or removal from our online directory, please submit a profile request form.

TOP